Friday, September 21, 2007

ooh..

I've just heard this joke. damn funny.

this little jap guy was in line at a money changer at the LAX and he was arguing with the counter staff
"Why i gid only one huna eighty dolla? yestodie i gid two huna dolla!"

to which the counter staff replied, "Fluctuations."

after hearing that, the little jap guy said, "Fluc you white pee-pole too!"

hahahahahaha to some of you who dont get the accent joke, the little jap guy thought that the counter staff was saying "Fuck you Asians."(Fluctuations get it?)

was having lunch at the TP centre mac yesterday and we saw three school girls in their uniform with one guy. the three girls are from certain convent school. and the guy wsa just wearing home clothes.

i'll call the three girls A, B and C.

so they guy was sitting with A and his hand around her waist. rubbing her waist up and down. B was sittig opposite them and C was at another table working on something on her laptop.

so i told desmond there's some hot rubbing action going on and he turned to look. then he told me to "dont get excted over such things la".

after a while HE was the one who alerted me to the enhanced situation. he said,"The guy has entered the cave."

haha

like wtf sia. speaking in codewords.
i took a look and he was right. the guy's hand is now inside the girl's skirt between her legs. cant see what the hand was doing inside, but he's going in-out in-out.

hahaha

so this time i told desmond to not get carried away himself.

but this is disgusting. there's a limit to public displays of affection. tsk tsk.
i wonder if they know the entire restaurant is staring at the free show.

and some reply to tags:
apologies i only saw them today.

JULIE/*julia: aye. i'm a lazy bugger. why dont i just pass you my log-in name and password and you help me do? but please no pink-ish or those princess-y stuff. and your face getting rounder because you're not getting enough sleep therefore sending me sms in the middle of the night all the time. because of your insomnia, your face getting rounder and rounder.

EMily: no prob. it was fun in its own way. we didnt manage to catch the movie in the end.

tze: nope. not so fast. after i get my license, i'll help it achieve zen status.

friend: yea. i need some of the contents to remind me of certain stuff.

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